The first stop on our tour through heaven is the gate (yeah, even the gate is worth talking about in a tour of heaven, I bet you never heard anyone talk about the gates at Disney World).  The gate is made of one solid pearl and is so tall you can't see the top!  The walls are solid jasper and are 200 feet thick all the way around heaven.

If you come here don't think about getting around the gates by jumping over that wall though.  The fifty foot tall sword-bearing angels on either side of the gates will take care of that problem.  The only way to the other side of that wall is to go through the gates.  The angel with the Lamb's Book of Life will open the gates for everyone who has their name listed in the book.  I'll have to admit, the anticipation of seeing what is behind such an amazing gate sure made me want to be sure my name was in that book.  Fortunately for me, I remembered I had the one and only "free tour guide pass" so I could show you guys your way around without bothering the angel.

Come, join me as we enter the gates of heaven...